[Forum Post | June 8; Morning]

[rox_the_void]

hey howdy hey fellow psychic campers!
omg soooo excited to be back
even if the whole five am thing is a drag but hey w/e
can totes deal with that if it means hanging out with my buddies
speaking of my buds i have two people in particular that i need to hunt down
watch out cuz roxy lalonde is on the prowl!
oh yeah and how was everyones not summer?
hope it was rad as hell and that everyone had a good time

{OOC: Replies will be in Roxy's traditional color in Homestuck, so if you don't want that, then please give me an indication. :) And feel free to comment on how she doesn't make typos anymore}

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

roxyyyyyyyy omg :D :D :D

my not summer was totally awesome! did a lotta stuff with friends and the like! sure glad to be back though! how about you?

[rox_the_void]

hey gurl heeeeeeey

i srsly need to figure out whether or not there are peeps from camp living in the grand state of new york
so that i can bug them *wink*
but omg tsuruya big news on the lalonde front
as of now ive been sober foooooor
uhhh
i wanna say five months or something like that
totes will be a year of sobriety when december rears its head in our direction

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

O.M.G!!!!!! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ that is the megas best thing ever! i'm sooooo happy for you! we gotta find a way to celebrate! dream puffs on me!

[rox_the_void]

omg you know my weakness
dream puffs
gimme a place to meet you so that we can just binge on those things

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

let's hit the lodge! we gots to let everybody know after all! might as well make it a biiiiiiiig party! Woo hoo hoo!

[rox_the_void]

itll be the swankest party ever!
what time should i be there

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

lets do it tomorrow evening! i got a megas bunch of arrowheads to get me -- not counting my store from last year! hahahaha!

[norisknoglory]

Are you looking for Jake and Dirk?
I would be of more assistance, but I'm not sure where they are myself at the moment.
Alas, my year was as quintessentially average as the rest of the last three. But how was yours?

[rox_the_void]

jakey is easy to find
im looking for a couple of striders actually ;)
i havent given them their inviso hugs!
it was pretty good
this will be my fifth month of being sober!
so im pretty fucking pleased with myself let me tell u!

[norisknoglory]

Aha!
Unfortunately I haven't the foggiest where Dave is either, so I'm not much of a help.

Oh, you sobered up, did you!
I thought I saw a bit more of a consistency in your spelling accuracy!
Sounds to me you've been doing fantastic then! How did you do it?

eww pink text grooossss :P

[lightasheir]

fuuuucccckkkkkkk five am. seriously, worst part of camp. none of my cabinmates are here/back yet though so i guess that's kind of cool. have the whoooooooole cabin to myself for a little while. awww yeah.

my summer was pretty good though, what about you?

ewwww blue text grossest of nasty :P

[rox_the_void]

five am sucks major dicks man
not even good dicks i mean like
old flappy ones with way too many wrinkles to make it look appealing
looks more like a wrinkled up elephant trunk

[Roxy, what even.]

it was rockin egbro!
fifth month being sober
bada bah bah baaaah im lovin it!

...not as gross as that metaphor oh my god roxy why.

[lightasheir]

...yeah i'm not even touching that.

and now i want mcdonald's on top of it.
thanks roxy.
thanks.

[He wants the Mickey D.]

no but that's great news! i am really glad to hear it. :D sounds like a celebration of some sort is in order! or should we hold off until 6 months? half a year and all that.

sob I don't know why but I typed it ;;

[rox_the_void]

you know you want that mickey d
ps youre welcome
spreading the mcdonalds craving one teenager at a time

[She'd make a dick joke, but....]

idk itll be the start of my first summer sober
that cause for celebration enough?

shhh shhh i still love you

[lightasheir]

that's a dangerous craving to be spreading there, rox. be careful.

you know, you're right. i'm not sure why i asked that. obviously the answer is TWO parties. it's so obvious in retrospect.

orz

[rox_the_void]

im a dangerous girl

now youre getting it!
thinking like a lalonde!
ok well maybe half of a lalonde b/c rosies fave party would probs be study parties

[lightasheir]

oh right, my bad. i forgot about that fact.

probably. but study parties aren't always a bad thing. better than studying alone, in any case. they're totally not appropriate for this sort of occasion though.

how is she by the way? rose i mean. i didn't see her in the lodge for breakfast this morning and when i stopped by her cabin afterwards she wasn't there. she did come back this summer, right?

[goodboybestshot]

I suppose you can mark one fine gent off your list!

[rox_the_void]

jakey i have a loooooong line of gents to pick and choose from
after the successful sneak attack on one jake english im now on to bigger and feistier prey!
im hunting pesky striders all elmer fudd like