[Forum Post | June 8; Morning]

[rox_the_void]

hey howdy hey fellow psychic campers!
omg soooo excited to be back
even if the whole five am thing is a drag but hey w/e
can totes deal with that if it means hanging out with my buddies
speaking of my buds i have two people in particular that i need to hunt down
watch out cuz roxy lalonde is on the prowl!
oh yeah and how was everyones not summer?
hope it was rad as hell and that everyone had a good time

{OOC: Replies will be in Roxy's traditional color in Homestuck, so if you don't want that, then please give me an indication. :) And feel free to comment on how she doesn't make typos anymore}

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ewwww blue text grossest of nasty :P

[rox_the_void]

five am sucks major dicks man
not even good dicks i mean like
old flappy ones with way too many wrinkles to make it look appealing
looks more like a wrinkled up elephant trunk

[Roxy, what even.]

it was rockin egbro!
fifth month being sober
bada bah bah baaaah im lovin it!

...not as gross as that metaphor oh my god roxy why.

[lightasheir]

...yeah i'm not even touching that.

and now i want mcdonald's on top of it.
thanks roxy.
thanks.

[He wants the Mickey D.]

no but that's great news! i am really glad to hear it. :D sounds like a celebration of some sort is in order! or should we hold off until 6 months? half a year and all that.

sob I don't know why but I typed it ;;

[rox_the_void]

you know you want that mickey d
ps youre welcome
spreading the mcdonalds craving one teenager at a time

[She'd make a dick joke, but....]

idk itll be the start of my first summer sober
that cause for celebration enough?

shhh shhh i still love you

[lightasheir]

that's a dangerous craving to be spreading there, rox. be careful.

you know, you're right. i'm not sure why i asked that. obviously the answer is TWO parties. it's so obvious in retrospect.

orz

[rox_the_void]

im a dangerous girl

now youre getting it!
thinking like a lalonde!
ok well maybe half of a lalonde b/c rosies fave party would probs be study parties

[lightasheir]

oh right, my bad. i forgot about that fact.

probably. but study parties aren't always a bad thing. better than studying alone, in any case. they're totally not appropriate for this sort of occasion though.

how is she by the way? rose i mean. i didn't see her in the lodge for breakfast this morning and when i stopped by her cabin afterwards she wasn't there. she did come back this summer, right?